I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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