were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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