HIV tests are more positive than that guy
and you said cock pushups were impossible
do herpes really smell.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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