Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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