you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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