Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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