We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My penis needs a shock collar
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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