I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Houston, we have a blender
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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