no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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