He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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