theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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