He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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