I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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