dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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