Porn is love you can see.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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