are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
sex in a hospital.. check
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
