just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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