You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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