I puked a lego.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
