3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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