Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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