Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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