watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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