is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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