How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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