Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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