So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
They have beer where we have blood.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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