There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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