Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
