im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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