Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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