well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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