No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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