She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
