my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
they're like a gay fantastic four
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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