no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
