I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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