Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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