im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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