I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize