That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Need sex. Gaining weight.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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