i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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