honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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