her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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