R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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