i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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