i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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