I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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