I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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