Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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