that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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