SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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