hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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