I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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