Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
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