Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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