Someone shit on the floor
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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