I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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